Paul Bearer, manager to such talents as Undertaker and Mankind as well as his son Kane was tragically killed after falling ot his death last night following a backstage segment with Kane's mortal enemy of four weeks, Edge. During the segment, The Face Edge had righteously abducted Kane's father, strapping him to a wheelchair to leave him to starve, suffer in thirst, as well as soil himself for over four weeks while Kane, the heel, attempted to release his father from the ongoing humiliiation and torture which The Face Edge was subjecting Kane's father to on a weekly basis- much to the delight of the children.

Fun and games turned into a tragedy last night following Rey Mysterio's thrilling victory over Alberto Del Rio with the clever use of a hurricanrana into a ropes for the 6-1-9. We suddenly cut to backstage where our infallible hero, Edge, innocently propped Paul Bearer precariously upon a scaffold, which was itself atop a pair of ladders when that dirty communist Kane entered the scene. Twisted and disturbed by the absence of his father, Kane decided to call our savior out on his bluff believing the figure in the wheelchair was yet another dummy. Tearfully demanding that Edge stop the games and give him  his father. Kane then pushed over the ladders, inadvertantly causing Paul Bearer to fall off of the top of the scaffold and over the railing. Bearer proceeded to fall at least 2 stories to the concrete below where he cracked his neck and continued to cling to life for 20 excurciating minutes before paramedics realized he was still alive and loaded him into the ambulance.  Paul Bearer was finally declared dead 4 hours later, not from quadroparalysis, but from the righteous starvation as well as the heroic phyiscal and psychological abuse at the hands of our undisputed rolemodel and messiah, Edge.

As said Christ-figure, Edge, basks in the cheers of the audience over the conception of his newest finisher- causing a tormented man-child to murder his own father- all that despicable internet pedophile Kane can do is look over the railing at the shambled heap that used to be his father.

Paul Bearer, former manager as well as a formerhost of  'The Funeral Parlor', leaves behind his only son, that souless, father-killing armadillo cunt, Kane.

Although neither party involved with the incident would give a statement, an eyewitness to the ordeal, young Stephen Coleman,  donned in a novelty Rey Mysterio mask and John Cena's "Never GIve Up" purple Grimace shirt, emphaticaly offered as the target to the PG spetacle, "My favorite part was when his Dad died!"